Wendy [to Joe]: You should have come to me first, I've been married th e longest
Nico: You got engaged with a plastic ring from a Coney Island vending machine
Wendy: It's romantic
Nico: Only because the claw didn't pick up a troll doll

Nico: Why is this so complicated?
Wendy: Because you were in junior high when he was conceived

Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?

Joe, you built a fortune taking risks. I think this one's worth taking

Wendy: ...and I have to admit I needed the attention
Nico: You should have called us, we wouldn't kissed you
Victory: Unless you want us to

Nico: Editor-in-Chief of Bonfire magazine
Lou: They give those job to women?
Nico: When we keep our crying, and baking, and having babies in check

Kirby: I love Halloween
Nico: Oh come on it's just an excuse for woman to dress up like sluts and for men to wear makeup without their masculinity questioned
Kirby: ...and there goes my Jack Sparrow costume

[Georgi] was supposed to be their lottery ticket. I was supposed to stay at home, marry a Greek man, make Greek babies and moussaka

Dimitri: Sorry about Charles.
Nico: I got your note. He finally did something you approved of, he died.

Kirby: Aren't I still the guy who filed for sexual harass at Bonfire?
Nico: You're the Editor in Chief's boyfriend
Kirby: I like it

Nico: It isn't about other people, it's me. We're just in different places in our lives. When we met were in this vacuum and now we're not. It's real. I just don't want to fool myself into thinking... look... I'm someone who always has a plan. I look at you... and it.. it scares me because i have no idea where this is going...
Kirby: Do you have to know tonight?
Nico: No.. come on.
Kirby: Where?
Nico: Out to dinner. Some place crowded.

He left me for someone who sleeps in nightgear!

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.