Jane: You lied to me.
Bertram: As did you. What a couple of scamps we are. I promise that is the last lie I will ever tell you.

I'm done with that life. I did what I had to do and I've moved on.

I know you're drug dealers. I don't judge. I'm wanted for homicide myself in the US.

Jane: You called me an asset. That's so touching.
Abbott: I'm an optimist.

So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Jane: I could drive my Airstream down to Gentry. Want to join me?
Lisbon: In a silver bucket? No thanks.
Jane: OK. Fischer it is.

Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

I've worked with psychopaths and monsters for years so I do understand your perspective, very well.

Jane: You're moving to a new state with a man. Basically you're getting married, in effect. Lucky you've had all that time to get to know him. Weeks and Weeks.
Lisbon: Months.
Jane: A month even.

I just don't want you to leave.

Oh LIsbon's not leaving. She likes to talk like she might but I don't think she's going anywhere.

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.