Patrick Jane Quotes
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.
Jane: I never thought of you as a puppet.
LaRoche: You ever thought of me as a friend.
I see you bought a new safe, I guess it's not safe enough.
You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing but the Catholic school girl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.
Jungle theme. It's classy.
BOLO schmolo. We need to reach a wider audience.
What she means is that ours is more of a platonic love.
Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.
You don't hire a personal trainer because you like strenuous activity. You hire a personal trainer because it's the only way to get yourself to do it.
Your magic sucks eggs.
He was a futile lord ruling over a town of downtrodden serfs.
