Lisbon: That makes me an accomplice as well.
Jane: Only if you look at it like a very persnickety lawyer.

Lisbon: That's not police work. That's guessing.
Jane: You should try it some time.

Jane: Seriously, what do you take me for?
Lisbon: I am not going to answer that because I am a nice person.

Curtis: I loved her. I wanted to help her.
Jane: By suing her? Interesting way of showing your love.

If you hadn't mentioned the congealed human fat in the lightbulbs I may have had the stomach to stick around and find out. You're a ghoul.

Normally I'd be tempted to mock your superstitions but in this case I'm inclined to agree.

It's easy to remember when you never forget.

People murder family members every day. It's natural.

Nobody picks what they dedicate their life to by accident. It says something.

Lisbon: Are we partners or what?
Jane: Come here partner.

Lisbon: Let me in or else.
Jane: Or else what?
Lisbon: I don't know but you're not going to like it.

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.