The last time I saw you was when Bret Stiles had just uncovered your plot to take over this place. I thought he would have gutted you like a trout.

Jane: Ten years, huh?
Lisbon: More actually. Every year with you counts as two.

This is very depressing. I'm going to wait outside.

You're afraid of us and you should be.

She thinks the worst. Hard not to agree with her.

It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.

Lisbon: Blackmail the deputy district attorney?
Jane: Sure, why not?

Only a journalist would ask for the correct spelling of my name.

I'm just a little worried he's inside your head and believe me that's not a good road to go down. Bad neighborhood.

Hey Cho. You're freaking out the guests. Relax with the copness.

This place is like a summer camp for drug addicts.

Either you have a breakthrough in the Volker case or you're in love. Which is it?

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.