Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Lisbon: The imaginary man has a hotel.
Jane: That's right.
Lisbson: Is this hotel imaginary too?

We're alive. The guy who made this is dead. In comparison I think we're doing very well.

You're high as a kite right now and I can guarantee you that's against company policy.

She said it's a wonder Red John and I didn't become friends. Now what we have, I consider a friendship. So my friend, you are free and clear.

I'm pretty handy with a kettle. You should trust me.

Well, you have a very smart gut.

Jane: You were talking in your sleep.
Lisbon: I was?
Jane: And drooling a little.

I'd kill for a cup of tea right now.

In case you haven't noticed, healing isn't my strong suit.

Why are you mad at me? I didn't force you to escape from prison.

I just have to make sure I don't get caught.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.