Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked.

Tara: I don't want to speak ill of the dead.
Jane: They don't really care. They're dead.

Isaac's always been the family scourge hasn't he. Stubborn, arrogant, insensitive.

You don't do favors for people unless there's something in it for you.

The human mind is amazingly powerful. It can do things for real that sometimes feel like magic.

I'm not a psychic. I'm a charlatan. You hear me. I'm a fraud.

Teresa Lisbon. That's a nice name.

I think the word you're struggling not to say is bastard.

There was a man attached to this needle. Have you seen him?

Bad smells. Bad memories. It's because the memory is right next to the smell box inside your brain. Nothing makes you remember like smell.

Lisbon: We've got nothing to hide.
Jane: Just better things to do with our day.

It's the man who watches the watchman.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.