What!? Why's there an animated one of me and you doing it on there?

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Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.

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Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.

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No, I'm sorry. I thought this was a bank.

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Let's go take a ride in my open jeep. I took the doors off so it's extra terrifying.

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Have you seen my copy of "Into the WIld?"

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Does this mean you're going to move to Europe to make movies?

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You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?

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Don't think of it as 20 years -- think of it as two 10 year olds, you sick freak.

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You got a good body man, why do you hide it under your robe?

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Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing -- that's great.

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You go home and tell your mother, she's supposed to be a parent, not a friend.

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