Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil: Trust me I'm cool as a cucumber. Something about the coat just knows what my body needs.
Claire: You're sweating like a heroin addict.
Phil, we're them! We're the cover of the old people pamphlet.
Claire
Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.
This is house Dunphy. We fail here.
The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck
Hey, you're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already.
Haley
Margaret is very vulnerable! I've had to rescue her a bunch of times from cults and an Amway pyramid.
Jay
I know you're scared, but you should feel proud. You took kind of a weird kid and turned him into somebody so comfortable with himself, he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure.
Cam
Hey. You there? We're having some trouble getting these bad boys down.
Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.
I am totally confused about what we're supposed to do.
Phil: On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep, as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff.
Claire: That is so mom.
Mitch: Easy.
