Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
Yo yo yo, what's the hot topic on The View today, ladies
It was only four hours. I tipped over a paint can, and threw up a little. I think 'thanks' just about covers it.
I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.
Our daughter might be going to college!!!
Phil: We're like two peas in a pod, or Siamese twins, a snake with two heads!
Claire: They've actually been all those things for Halloween.
Phil: Dad, what's up?
Frank: Nothing, but these boxers are starting to ride high.
Phil: I'm in no mood for jokes... although that was a good one. You still got it.
A relationship with your father-in-law is tough. You need to prove you can stand up to him, while being respectful. It's like walking a tightrope, which by the way I can do, because I went to trapeze school.
I'm gonna introduce him to the Captain... and Tenille.
Claire: They're getting more in next week.
Phil: Next week? That's like the worst thing you can say to an early adopter.
Maybe you should come to the doctor and I'll ... get rid of it!
Phil: It's like a movie theater, library and a music store all rolled in to one... awesome pad.
Alex [to Haley]: A library is a place where people get books
Haley [to Alex]: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.
Wait so you're telling me this call isn't coming from inside the house?
