Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually it's not a bunch of crows, it's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!
Now that his hunnie gots her own money, daddy went and snagged himself some new threads girlll.
Well do you like this suit? I wouldn't know because all you said was that it was tight and not in a cool, black way.
We're in my kitchen, you have to stop saying 'hooker!'
Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.
Are you saying what I think you're saying? I'm Crocodile Dunphy?!
Two things I bring to every open house, my lucky pen and a smile. I haven’t sold a house all month. Do you see me saying “I’m done”? Never. Because there is no “done” in Dunphy.
As a my favorite redhead once sang, “the sun will come out tomorrow.” That redhead of course was Mitchell, introducing me to the plucky orphan Annie. Whose never say die attitude pulled this country out of a little thing called The Great Depression. And anything a little girl can do, I can try to do too.
Phil: You know how you can treasure special moments in your past that in no way diminish special moments in your present?
Claire: Yes sweetheart it's called having a memory.
Maybe we can send un-vitations, is that a thing?
Cam
Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.
I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.
