Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
Luke: I dunno, mom always tells me what to do.
Phil: Join the club.
Look this has gotta be some kind of mistake. Our daughter is tiny, there's no way she assaulted anyone. Insulted maybe. Was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes? Because that really sets her off.
Luke: You had a girlfriend before mom?
Phil: I had two!
It's kind of my lucky number. It's the year Footloose came out.
Yeah I was pretty ticked off that Mitchell double crossed my double cross.
These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly, my name must be "Pantserella."
Phil: Is there some kind of dress code for Godparents?
Claire: You're not wearing a fedora Phil.
I know you guys like to go to mom because she's Mr. Tough Guy problem solver.
Luke: Aren't we going in?
Phil: We sure are. But won't it be fun if we did it with ski goggles and barbecue tools?
Did he trump me? You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time. I have hand picked a card, drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet, and taken Claire to Fritelli's, a family style Italian restaurant, for 17 years in a row...yeah, he got me. He got me.
I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.
There is no guy, I'm the guy.
