Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 5)
Season 4, Episode 4: "The Butler's Escape"
Phil: Some people describe this escape as visual poetry!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "Snip"
Phil: I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Also though, it will allow for a little more freestyling in the boudoir if we're not having to worry about adding anymore critters.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Bringing Up Baby"
Phil: Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 24: "Baby on Board"
Phil [to Alex]: Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 23: "Tableau Vivant"
Phil: I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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