Phil Dunphy Quotes
Two things I bring to every open house, my lucky pen and a smile. I haven’t sold a house all month. Do you see me saying “I’m done”? Never. Because there is no “done” in Dunphy.
Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.
Uh, uh, nobody throws up until I sing.
Their ship went down but their love lasted forever!
We're in my kitchen, you have to stop saying 'hooker!'
Well do you like this suit? I wouldn't know because all you said was that it was tight and not in a cool, black way.
Claire: It's a little tight.
Phil: Well the salesman said it was the style and he looked like a Mumford and Son so I think he would know.
Now that his hunnie gots her own money, daddy went and snagged himself some new threads girlll.
Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually it's not a bunch of crows, it's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!
Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?
Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.