Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 6)
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Phil: Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I wanted a car like this since I was a kid. I used to image the wind blowing through my perm, blasting some Hall and Oates, maybe horsing around with mister microphone.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Last Walt"
Phil [about Walt's death]: It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Phil: She feels great. Her spirits are high, the whole family's high. There's your headline.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Phil: Our daughter might be going to college!!!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Phil: I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "Leap Day"
Phil: It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Aunt Mommy"
Phil [to Claire]: You're going to have Cam's baby just to avoid it being weird?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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