Phil Dunphy Quotes
In this scenario he's the Tonya and I'm the Nancy!
It's Luke's career day. I thought I'd offer the kids a chance to put their face on my body.
Phil: She's like the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Cam: With cuter hair.
Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunfeat! Both names!
Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.
Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
There is no guy, I'm the guy.
Oh quick, nature's surefire sunburn remedy- aloe!
I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.
I should get going, my allergies are starting to cry.