Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 7)
Season 3, Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?"
Phil: You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: He got divorced and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: Some voters find Claire angry and unlikeable. To those voters I would say...wait till she reads this.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Lifetime Supply"
Claire: I assure you, you are fine.
Phil: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Let's dim the lights, crank up Norah Jones and get this over with.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Phil: That's how Craigslist works. Total strangers sell you things like signed vintage baseball cards that make your father-in-law respect you for an afternoon.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Phil: Ho Ho Hold up a sec!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin"
Phil [about Kenneth]: He's me and it's spectacular!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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