Phil Dunphy Quotes
Phil: How low can you go?
Haley: I'm at a roller rink with my family on a Saturday night. I win!
You've just gotta tell him man to man, woman to man, you're very shapely.
Claire: You have dumb ideas.
Phil: Name one...that went on for awhile.
In this scenario he's the Tonya and I'm the Nancy!
It's Luke's career day. I thought I'd offer the kids a chance to put their face on my body.
Phil: She's like the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Cam: With cuter hair.
Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunfeat! Both names!
Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.
Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
There is no guy, I'm the guy.