Randy Marsh Quotes
Season 16, Episode 13: "A Scause for Applause"
Randy: I know people that paid ten bucks for those braclets. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 12: "A Nightmare on Face Time"
Stan: My dad is kinda losing it. To be honest, I feel kinda bad for him.
Randy: Stan, get off the damn phone, people are gonna start calling to reserve movies, gah!
Stan: Oh never mind, I hate him again.
• Rating: Unrated
Randy: Don't mind Randy, he's just losing his mind, durrrrrrr!
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Randy: Oh, I get it. Video stores are so old, they have ghosts in them. Okay, thanks, I get it!
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Randy: How many copies of "Meet the Fockers" do we have, Shelly?
Shelly: Six. We still have six!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 10: "Insecurity"
Old Man: Didn't kill him, did ya? Nah, I didn't think ya had it in ya.
Randy: We scared him, we thought it'd be enough!
Old Man: Milk man don't get scared, not with free p***y at every doorstep.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Randy Marsh: Yeah, sure, because people just order stuff from Amazon and forget what they got.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 8: "Sarcastaball"
Randy: Yeah, let's do that! We've got an economy in the toilet, a big election coming up, but this country's #1 priority should be making football safer!
• Rating: Unrated
Stan: Dad, do we really have to wear bras?
Randy: Yeah, Stan, this is what people want! Don't worry, you look really cool!
• Rating: Unrated
Randy: Oh, they'd love it! A sport where safety is all that matters? How about we call it sarcastaball?!
• Rating: Unrated
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