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South-park

Winter's coming, Sharon, and I'm a busy little bee. Buzz! Buzz!

I know people that paid ten bucks for those braclets. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.

Stan: My dad is kinda losing it. To be honest, I feel kinda bad for him.
Randy: Stan, get off the damn phone, people are gonna start calling to reserve movies, gah!
Stan: Oh never mind, I hate him again.

Don't mind Randy, he's just losing his mind, durrrrrrr!

Oh, I get it. Video stores are so old, they have ghosts in them. Okay, thanks, I get it!

Randy: How many copies of "Meet the Fockers" do we have, Shelly?
Shelly: Six. We still have six!

Old Man: Didn't kill him, did ya? Nah, I didn't think ya had it in ya.
Randy: We scared him, we thought it'd be enough!
Old Man: Milk man don't get scared, not with free pussy at every doorstep.

Yeah, sure, because people just order stuff from Amazon and forget what they got.

Yeah, let's do that! We've got an economy in the toilet, a big election coming up, but this country's #1 priority should be making football safer!

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