Randy Marsh Quotes (Page 2)
Season 16, Episode 8: "Sarcastaball"
Randy: Yeah, the players should all wear bras! And instead of helmets, they should wear little tin-foil hats, because you know, it's the future, and we shouldn't be so barbaric!
Principal Victoria: How will the bras and tin-foil hats make it safer?
Randy: Oh, you're all not getting it, see, while we're at it, we'll have a balloon instead of a ball, and whoever catches the ballon will tries to run while all the other players hug!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 2: "Cash For Gold"
Randy: You should be saving it for when you die. That's our money.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 15, Episode 11: "Broadway Bro Down"
Man at Bar: Enjoying the show?
Randy: To be honest, I'm just here for the blowjob.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mr. Stotch: what was the show about?
Randy: I dunno, some green chick and a goat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 15, Episode 4: "T.M.I."
Randy: And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Randy: No, dude, f**k you, we're burning this s**t.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 14, Episode 14: "Creme Fraiche"
Randy: You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 10: "Insheeption"
Randy: Butterflies have no concern for such things. Now I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 9: "It's a Jersey Thing"
Randy: Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?
Schwarzenegger: No, because Utah is between Colorado and California.
Randy: Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?
Schwarzenegger: Nevada.
Randy: Oh really? Okay Mr. "I'm Awesome at Geography."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Randy: Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey. The Jersey Shore now includes Jacksonville, Miami, and Gulf of Jersey Mexico and the Jersey Islands.
• Rating: Unrated
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