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I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn't exist.

OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?

Babies are scary, OK? They have giant eyes, and come on, the soft spot? If there's gonna be a self-destruct button, at least hide it somewhere it won't accidently get pressed!

Desperation Day had come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.

So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?

If? Ted those kids jumped into a painting and chased a cartoon fox around for fifteen minutes. Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.

I WISH I was the office slut.

You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.

The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.

Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.

Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?

Robin: I'm so sorry, you must think I'm totally disgusting.
Marshall: I totally do.

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HIMYM Quotes

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney
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