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Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 6)

Season 6, Episode 13: "Bad News"
Robin: I WISH I was the office slut.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "False Positive"
Robin: You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Robin: The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Robin: Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 11: "The Mermaid Theory"
Robin: I'm so sorry, you must think I'm totally disgusting.
Marshall: I totally do.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Marshall: Did you catch the game last night?
Robin: Yeah, nail biter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Hey Captain, quick question. What do you think about the Jonas Brothers?
Marshall [covering the right half of the Captain's face]: He hates that he loves them.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 10: "Blitzgiving"
Robin: I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: You sent a wang out and got a wang back.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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