Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 20)
Season 2, Episode 12: "Christmas Scandal"
Ron: There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 11: "Tom's Divorce"
Ron: Take it down a notch. You already won your Oscar, DiCaprio.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: Tom-cat, pull up a mouth. This buffet is unstoppable.
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Ron: Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron [about Wendy]: Looking at her, I feel like she might be the perfect spooning size for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: This seems like none of our business.
Leslie: Be supportive, OK? Don't be all like, "No. I don't want to. I am a guy and I like fire, and playing hockey and eating meat. No, no says I."
April: That was a really good Ron.
Leslie: Thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Hunting Trip"
Leslie: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you.
Ron: Sure, how about you shoot me in the head. Oh wait, you already did that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: When I look at my palm I see a lady's mouth French kissing a dog. Is that normal?
Ann: Well, the pain medication I gave you is pretty strong. Donna uses it for menstrual cramps.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: And just like that. The one tiny aspect of government I enjoyed was clubbed to death before my eyes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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