Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 4)
Season 10, Episode 23: "Internal Affairs"
Stewie: Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 22: "Viewer Mail #2"
Stewie: Stay away from my brother's butt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Look, Brian! Meg is one of the sensitive, bearded Robin Williams characters!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Lee writes: "Dear Family Guy, was your show based on anything?" That's a great question, Lee. In fact, Family Guy is based on an American television series called The Simpsons.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 20: "Leggo My Meg-O"
Stewie: You know what's messed up? This is all for charity. All the proceeds are going to Oxfam.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: What do you want to do for 20 minutes?
Stewie: I don't know about you, but I'm gonna work out. That's how you stay in shape. Just fit it in when you have free time Wherever you are, wherever you can...there's semen on this floor.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Stewie: Oh no, he's one of those parkour free-running guys, we'll never catch him!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: You're the only one who's got the knowhow and the technology to help us track her down.
Stewie: Interesting. Last week, all my gadgets were, hooey I think was the word.
Brian: I didn't say...
Stewie: I SAID HOOEY!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 19: "Mr. and Mrs. Stewie"
Stewie: So, I've always been about world domination. What the hell do you think I was talking about when I said "Victory shall be mine!"
Brian: You have not said that in a very long time.
Stewie: Well, I'm back on it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: You have a pop-up version of the Unabomber's Manifesto?
• Rating: Unrated
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