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Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 6)

Season 7, Episode 6: "Mystery vs. History"
Ted: While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "Field Trip"
Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Ducky Tie"
Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "The Naked Truth"
Ted: Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: You didn't ruin a wedding, just the reception.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Best Man"
Barney: I picked the right tie didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Here's your toast, single file ladies! No fatties!
Ted: That's ridiculous.
Barney: Yeah you're right, it's Cleveland. Single file ladies!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: The happy couple needs to hear this! Things end, but from the ashes of your statistically probable divorce, hope can rise anew.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ted: Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!
 • Rating: Unrated

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