Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 9)
Season 6, Episode 14: "Last Words"
Barney: We're gonna get out bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding props.
Ted: What about animals?
Barney: Uh claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey's fists, we can do this!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Bad News"
Marshall: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.
Ted: Ew! He has to do that?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "False Positive"
Ted: No! Unacceptable! You are going to turn around, you're going to go home, get naked, lay together as man and wife, until Lily is great with child!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: When your friends have great news you're happy for them for like a millisecond and then you start thinking about yourself.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Ted: Robin, you need to check yourself before you Trebek yourself.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Ted: Hey I've been giving this some serious thought and I think I know how we can crush these floral arrangements.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 10: "Blitzgiving"
Ted: Who canceled, your coven?
Steve: Coven, group of witches, boom!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 8: "Natural History"
Ted: You look gross when you cry. You know that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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