Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 10)
Season 6, Episode 7: "Canning Randy"
Ted: Lily you're a psychopath.
Lily: Lil' bit... ohh a Panda.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 6: "Baby Talk"
Ted: Hey hey hey hey, spiders got to die, so trees can grow.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Of all the women in New York, you had to go out with an eight year old girl.
Ted: Not what it sounds like, folks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction"
Barney: And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded and I'm keeping her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: And for the love of god, boobs?
Ted: Solid C Cup perky bounce
Barney: Momentary grudging respect.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Ted: What's your newest scotch?
Wendy: Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch? Don't let it touch your skin.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 4: "Subway Wars"
Ted: Barney says he tripped but I could have sworn he tackled me on purpose.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 3: "Unfinished"
Ted: All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is, it's all true.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 2: "Cleaning House"
Ted's voice over: Kids, your Uncle Barney grew up without a dad, and it always made him feel incomplete, but as he hugged Loretta surrounded by the boxed up remnants of his happy childhood, he realized he had one hell of a mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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