Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 10)
Season 5, Episode 8: "College"
Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Brooklyn Without Limits"
Tracy: It's like the thing I said in another movie I made, compromises are for lesser souls. Die werewolf zombie.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Tracy: Sabotage? But I'm the one who does that to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: Jenna, a word. Specifically, the word talking.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 6: "Gentleman's Intermission"
Tracy: If I won an Oscar everyone would have to respect me. My obituary would read Oscar-winner, instead of children's soccer heckler.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You're someone with a lot of problems, who needs constant guidance.
Tracy: Don't forget, I never listen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Reaganing"
Tracy: Shirt on or off, Sean?!?
Sean: On.
Tracy: Good note. Back at one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: I just can't turn down community service. 'Cause if I do, that judge will make me join the Coast Guard.
• Rating: Unrated
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