Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 4: "Live Show"
Tracy: It was funnier than the porn version. And the best part is when the actors started cracking up. They laughed so hard they couldn't even finish the skit.
Liz: Uh huh, and you're point is?
Tracy: I would like to do that please.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 3: "Let's Stay Together"
Tracy: I personally love cop shows. I can't wait for Law and Order to start back up...Why? It was a tent pole! A tent pole!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "When It Rains, It Pours"
Tracy: I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Why's that baby covered with goop?
Dr. Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: She is a orca, Benjamin. And FYI, they're very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Tracy: Centennial is a hundred years, because centipeding means having sex with a hundred women.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: So for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, I have to answer trivia questions despite having gone to middle school in an Exxon station?
Ben Bailey: Yeah.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: Wow, it's like I always say...white cab drivers are weird!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Tracy: If I were a real werewolf I'd wear baggy clothes so my nice clothes wouldn't get all torn up.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Tracy: And good for you Liz Lemon. There's something about you lately... makes me want to put my feet in your mouth.
• Rating: Unrated
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