Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 9)
Season 4, Episode 11: "Winter Madness"
Tracy: We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Tracy: That stupid, Irish piece of... oh boy, Boston is not going to go well.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Klaus and Greta"
Tracy: Before you got here, were you an air scientist? Because your ass blah blah blah, you get the point.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Tracy: I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. Anthony' at the moment of conception.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: [forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Tracy: Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: [to Kenneth] That's the whole thing, K-Fed. Why don't the Catholics not eat meat on Fridays? Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Whoa! New dude sings as good as Tracy Jordan does everything!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001"
Tracy: We're lucky people laugh when I stay stuff.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Tracy: How could five of the world's most popular musical styles played at the same time sound so bad?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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