Jack: You're someone with a lot of problems, who needs constant guidance.
Tracy: Don't forget, I never listen.

Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.

Tracy: Shirt on or off, Sean?!?
Sean: On.
Tracy: Good note. Back at one.

I just can't turn down community service. 'Cause if I do, that judge will make me join the Coast Guard.

Liz: Your lizard cannot be the music guest on the show.
Tracy: Of course not! His album doesnt drop until December!

Oh no! My Oprah wig is falling off. This is an exciting mishap. This is live!

Jenna: President O'Bama, in your own words, why are you a terrorist that hates America?
Tracy: That's an excellent question...Uh oh, I'm doing something called "breaking" Blahahahaha. Snort. Heehee. Giggle giggle. The audience loves this!

Liz: No breaking. Promise?
Tracy: I promise. I swear on my mother's grape.
Liz: Did you say grave or grape?
Tracy: Yes. Goodbye.

Tracy: It was funnier than the porn version. And the best part is when the actors started cracking up. They laughed so hard they couldn't even finish the skit.
Liz: Uh huh, and you're point is?
Tracy: I would like to do that please.

I personally love cop shows. I can't wait for Law and Order to start back up...Why? It was a tent pole! A tent pole!

I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?

Tracy: Why's that baby covered with goop?
Dr. Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting.

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack