Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!

Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.

I'm doing God's work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden.

Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?

Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.

Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.

Hello. Good sweatshirt. How are you sweatshirting this sweatshirt?

Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.

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