Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 11)
Season 4, Episode 3: "Stone Mountain"
Tracy: Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: That's three! Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"
Tracy: A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"
Tracy: Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Kidney Now!"
Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Tracy: I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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