Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 11)
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Moms"
Tracy: Who cares? She's awesome and so am I. I want Serena Williams to be my mother!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Argus"
Tracy: You sound like my mother being pulled on stage at a 2 Live Crew concert.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 18: "Khonani"
Tracy: First of all, the secret service never gave me back my t-shirt cannon.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Just because he'd run away and cause traffic accidents and impregnate neighbors' horses. He's trapped here just like me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"
Tracy: Get ready, son. All you've ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 15: "Don Geiss, America and Hope"
Tracy: It's like a black Barbie doll in Arizona! Nobody's buying it!
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Tracy: My addiction to prescription glasses! The fact that I suffer from attention deficit disor- Jack, your shoes are shiny!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "Future Husband"
Tracy: Honey, I'm home! Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
Tracy: [on stalking] That's a real problem in the celebrity community. But if Beyonce would just answer one of my letters, I'd stop trying to break into her house.
• Rating: Unrated
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