Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.

Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.

It's like the thing I said in another movie I made, compromises are for lesser souls. Die werewolf zombie.

Sabotage? But I'm the one who does that to me.

Jenna, a word. Specifically, the word talking.

If I won an Oscar everyone would have to respect me. My obituary would read Oscar-winner, instead of children's soccer heckler.

Jack: You're someone with a lot of problems, who needs constant guidance.
Tracy: Don't forget, I never listen.

Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.

Tracy: Shirt on or off, Sean?!?
Sean: On.
Tracy: Good note. Back at one.

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