Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Travis Cobb Quotes
Bobby: When your mom and I were married, I cheated on her.
Travis: What? No! Wait. What? Let me pick something off the floor, my jaw.
Bobby: You know?
Jules Everyone knows. The guy at the pizza place would say two medium pepperonis and you deserve better.
Travis: I figured it out when you gave me lollipop not to tell mom when you were taking a bath with a Native American.
Ellie: Wow so it's either college twenty minutes away in Sarasota or twenty hours away in California. Which one do you want him to go to?
Jules: Doesn't really matter what I want. It's his choice.
Travis: The weather is so good in California.
Jules: Yeah, and it also has earthquakes and race riots. So you know, everybody just calm down.
Ellie: And there it is.
Travis: Are you watching me sleep?
Jules: You don't usually wake up.
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
Do me a favor at graduation; don't make a crazy big deal about it.
Jules: It's not like I was super cool.
Travis: Is that you dancing on stage with Bruce Springsteen?
Jules: Yeah that was super cool.
Hey new dad - give me twenty bucks and I will never call you new dad again.
Bobby: Oh I wish I could be in your mouth.
Travis: Dad!
Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.
(to Laurie) When I'm gone it's just gonna be you and the old people.
Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.
Jules: I'm guessing the boy I flashed goes to your school
Travis: Yes he does
Jules: Is he single? ... Kidding! Why don't you ever laugh at my jokes?
Travis: Because they make me sad
