Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Travis Cobb Quotes
Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.
Can you believe it Kevin? This is college.
Here, I'm gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.
Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.
Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.
Drums and guitar, you're so lucky.
(Laurie) Stop scaring me, I'm not built for this.
Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.
Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.
Don't worry Kev. You'll find your chocolate Kirsten one day. Those are his words not mine.
Trav: Dad the world today go:
Bobby: Well, I should know oil spilled, black President I love it, people watching movies on their cell phones and ohh Lady Gaga.
Kirsten: Are we really at a dead lizards funeral in front of your moms house?
Trav: You did this to us.
