Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Travis Cobb Quotes
Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.
Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.
Trav: This sucks.
Tom: Why aren't you at college?
Trav: You know Tom, I don't know.
Trav: Dude why?
Grayson: Don't call me boy toy.
Travis: Mom, people from Taiwan are really called Taiwanese.
Jules: Agree to disagree.
Jules: Hey, Trav, did you happen to find any of Tom's business in those holes?
Travis: Lemme check. Nope.
Jules: Sorry Tom, none of your business over here.
Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.
Welcome to TGI Grayson's everyone!
I also want to believe my haircut doesn't make me look like I'm the mayor of a small Mexican town.
I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't want to eat, shower, or put on sunscreen. I mean, ultimately, I put on sunscreen. I have to. I'm a pale weirdo.
Travis: Mom, that's not you.
Jules: Oh, it's me, I toss asses!
Jules: Oh Trav, honey, you look so tired. If you're gonna drive back to school tonight, you're gonna have to drink a lot of caffeine. I'll give you some sleeping pills to bring you down.
Travis: As much as I appreciate the completely unhealthy advice I'm almost 20, no need to worry about me.
Jules: Okay, I'll stop.
