Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Travis Cobb Quotes
Travis: We should just eat cave man style. No dishes to clean that way.
Jules: Get the shades.
Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.
Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.
Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!
Travis: Well you're betraying your own life philosophy.
Laurie: Never fight shorthaired bitches?
Jules: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ellie?
Grayson: There's no such thing as too mean?
Travis: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Jules: Always hold a grudge?
Grayson: You know when you're kissing Holly and she pushes her gum into your mouth and she sucks it back in? Why is that so hot?
Travis: Probably her big boobs.
Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.
Bobby: Hey Bud, can we talk about Laurie?
Travis: You know I really like her, huh?
Bobby: Yeah, I could tell by the way you stare at her breasts. Different from the way you stare at other breasts, more respectful.
Jules: Taters are for laters.
Travis: She actually did say that.
Good God, I'm a stalker.
Travis: Admittedly, Game of Thrones gives me a giant nerdgasm, but I gotta warn you guys it's a little racy.
Jules: Oh Trav, we're adults, we can handle it - oh, wow, boobs already!
