Charlie, when you get to be my age most of your friends are eith...
Teddy: Charlie, when you get to be my age most of your friends are either married or dead.
Charlie: What's the difference?
Teddy: The dead ones smell up my plane
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- Character:
- Charlie Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 24: "Prostitutes and Gelato"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 24 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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