Two and a Half Men

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Did my son... polish your trophy wife?

Evelyn [to Norman]

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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 24 Quotes

Judith [about Jake]: When I brought him home Sunday night and served him dinner, he tipped me with a $25 chip from Caesars Palace and told me I had a nice rack!
Alan: Uh, well, Judith... you do

My weekend starts on Friday when my mom takes me to my dad's house, which is actually my uncle Charlie's house, who is my dad's brother, making him my uncle. His name is Charlie, which is why I call him my uncle Charlie

Jake [reading his paper]
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