Did you steal pudding and toilet paper? What? No! I hate puddi...

Janitor: Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. (Pauses) I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet.
J.D.: Bidet to you sir.


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J.D., The Janitor
Episode:
Scrubs Season 2 Episode 8: "My Fruit Cups"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Dr. Cox: I was always gonna wind up with you.
Jordan: So, the whole vulnerable crying thing worked, huh?
Dr. Cox: I never had a chance.
Jordan: You do realize I'm pregnant, don't you?
Dr. Cox: Yeah. They're both for me.
Jordan: Cheers.

Turk: You know, I keep waiting to get sick of pudding but with every cup I love it more.
J.D.: Yeah, me too.

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