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He farts at the dinner table, how much more comfortable do we want him to be?

Charlie [about Jake]

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Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes, Charlie Harper Quotes
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

Charlie: Why can't you just sneak in candy like a normal cheapskate?
Alan: I'm way ahead of you, i still have these left over from last Halloween

Alan: I have to go to the bathroom
Charlie: You should have peed when made that left turn like I did

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