Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Rose: How cool is it that Steven Tyler moved in next door? I lost my virginity to him.
Charlie: You mean his music.
Rose: No

Charlie: Can you lay off the harmonica playing?
Steven Tyler: Hey, a lot of people pay to see me play harmonica!
Charlie: They pay to hear you sing; they tolerate the harmonica!