Hey, I'm collecting for the baby shower. But Phyllis, it's not...

Phyllis: Hey, I'm collecting for the baby shower.
Kevin: But Phyllis, it's not his baby.
Phyllis: I know, Kevin.
Oscar: Why do we have to pay money to get a gift for his ex-girlfriend's unborn sperm bank baby?
Phyllis: Look at it as if you're paying for the cake, not the baby. Sheet cake.


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Characters:
Kevin Malone, Oscar Martinez, Phyllis Vance
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 4: "Baby Shower"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They always complain. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I'm constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don't get sore, too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

Stanley

Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through delusion.

Jim
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