The Simpsons

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Marge: Homey, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.


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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 20 Quotes

Put a James Taylor CD in the stereo so they think it was a suicide.

Homer

Lisa: You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do, it's too close to Christmas.