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Lisa: You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do, it's too close to Christmas.


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My sisters birthday is 2 days before xmas and if you give her a present with xmas paper and say happy birthday - she goes balistic and crys and yells and says it not fair. Never do I clue her in that she could be the next female Jesus Christ the worlds Savior...I dont do her any favors...Her head is gigantic enough...

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Put a James Taylor CD in the stereo so they think it was a suicide.

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Lisa: You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do, it's too close to Christmas.