How the hell am I supposed to cry? You need to cry, let's brai...

Turk: How the hell am I supposed to cry?
Janitor: You need to cry, let's brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with the wrench, or I could stab you in the gut with the knife. Knife-Wrench! Practical and safe.


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Turk, The Janitor
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 21: "My Fallen Idol"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: Maybe he just needed time to heal, or maybe he just needed to see how much everybody cared. But I'd like to believe that it was because of me that he was finally able to say this:
Dr. Cox: You don't drink scotch.

(Drunk) Newbie, would you give me some trouble, I'm having a little help here.

Dr. Cox
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