I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to thre...
Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
[cut to interview]
Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.
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- Characters:
- Creed Bratton, Kelly Kapoor
- Episode:
- The Office Season 5 Episode 1: "Weight Loss"
- Show:
- The Office
- Related Quotes:
- Creed Bratton Quotes, Kelly Kapoor Quotes, The Office Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes, The Office Quotes
- Added by:
- Steve Marsi
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