I will not have sex with Marshall. I will not have sex with Ma...

Marshall: Now the kid has got to get to work, and the kid is not to be disturbed. Repeat after me: I will not have sex with Marshall.
Ted and Lily: I will not have sex with Marshall


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Characters:
Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen, Lily Aldrin
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 2: "Purple Giraffe"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

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Lily: You waited five minutes to tell me that?

Lily: Look who I ran into.
Ted: Since when do you guys know each other?
Robin: Since about, here. [points to top of glass]

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