<i>(Homer is busy strangling Bart after he wasted the rest of th...
(Homer is busy strangling Bart after he wasted the rest of the Dimoxinil.)
Bart: (Groans) I love you, Dad!
(Homer stammers and lets Bart go.)
Homer: Dirty trick. Okay. I'm not gonna kill you, but I'm gonna tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!
Bart: (Shocked) It is?
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 2: "Simpson and Delilah"
- Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger