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I'm not gay. I'm literate and urbane, and that confuses people

Alan

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I'm literate and urbane... You're not the first person to be confused. That's the correct phrase.

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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

I'm not gay. I'm literate and urbane, and that confuses people

Alan

Oh, I almost forgot. I thought you should have this. It's our first restraining order. Look how shaky your signature was. You were so spooked

Rose
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