I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

Homer

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One of the best lines in the entire series. I really hope they gave a raise to whomever came up with that one.

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...

Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.