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Let's not forget how I convinced you that mom's douche bag was your air supply

Charlie [to Alan]

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Two and a Half Men Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes, Charlie Harper Quotes
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

Alan: I bought him two pies.
Judith: Why would you do that?
Alan: It seemed easier than explaining to him that his mother's fiancé is a sexual moron

Jake: I'm still awake!
Judith: Happy?
Herb: I may never be happy again

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