I bought him two pies. Why would you do that? It seemed easi...
Alan: I bought him two pies.
Judith: Why would you do that?
Alan: It seemed easier than explaining to him that his mother's fiancÃ© is a sexual moron
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13: "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
- Alan Harper, Judith Harper
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