Look, the company does all sorts of crazy things. That doesn't m...

Look, the company does all sorts of crazy things. That doesn't mean we have to be crazy, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go seduce a 55-year-old man

Ted

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Character:
Ted Crisp
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 7: "Get Happy"
Show:
Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Clark: Mr. Crisp, you had a near-unanimous rating of "excellent." In fact, there were even several write-ins of "adorable."
Veronica: Oh, brother, look out Jesus

Phil: Do you think I look like a possum in this shirt?
Lem: Not in that shirt. Why?

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