Man, you'll do anything not to kick in a little rent, won't you?

Berta [to Alan after seeing him in bed with Charlie]

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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15 Quotes

Alan: What's the forecast?
Charlie: High tonight, low tomorrow, 100% chance of hangover.

Jake: We wouldn't have these problems if you put a TV in my room.
Charlie: We wouldn't have these problems if we put a python in your room.
Jake: Touche, douche.