Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move it wouldn't get so ...
Homer: Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move it wouldn't get so hungry.
Lisa: You can't do that, Dad, it's cruel!
Homer: Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel!
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 17: "Bart Gets an Elephant"
- Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
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