Meg, I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery ...
Lois: Meg, I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel. Beautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks and I'll use my razor sharp talons to rip your [over timer bleeps her out] eyes out. Cookies are done! Who wants chocolate chip?
Stewie: Oh! Oh! I do. But keep talking. All this talk about eye gouging has gotten me all frisky. Seriously, I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper
- Family Guy
- Family Guy Season 3 Episode 5: "And the Wiener is..."
- Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin
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